Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1) Name?
Samantha: Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she can definately get around.
[...right. hmm, awkward.]

2) Your Age?
18: The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
[too true.]

3) One of your Friends?
David: A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
[the second definition defines him better but rules say I can only post the first.]

4) What should you be doing?
Nothing: Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
[no. I’m really not suppose to be doing anything. ]

5) Favorite color?
Green: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
[awesome]

6) Birthplace?
California: 1. State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen.
2. A place you'll want to stay in once you visit get there.
3. Extremely diverse.
3. Much more entertaining than Texas.
[fuck yes.]

7) Birth Month?
May: cool; sexy; hot

8) Last person you talked to?
Nicolette: One of the most awesomest girls in the history of history. Occasionally used as a sexual term.

9) One of your nicknames?
sam: Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
[...I have no words.]